Trees up, getting blue

Christmas stuff check:

• Expensive real Christmas tree - check
• Pine smell in a bottle to put on the expensive real Christmas tree because it doesn't smell real - check
• Little flashing blue lights to make your eyes spazz out in the dark - check
• Awesome home-made origami stars to put on top of the tree - check (omega star - how to make 'em here lotsa fun!)
• Assorted general home-made origami stuff like rabbits and cranes to stick on the tree - check (thanks Captain Caterpillar Lip for teaching us these ones!)
  
• 2 hand stitched tree decorations - check (Inga is lazy it's not her fault)
• Random assortment of stuff that someone once put on a tree so now they sell it in bulk to pretards so they can put it on their tree and wonder why they're putting random krap on their tree - check

In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Till the sun is in the sky.

It's almost Christmas time!